Retainer Carousing Rules

With many thanks to Jeff Rients who paved the way….

Retainer Carousing Table

1 Alcohol Poisoning (see subtable for effects)

2 Way too friendly with the tavern wench --> banned from tavern for good

3 Signed up for weekend's Arena Games (see subtable for opponent)

4 Mugged and robbed of all valuables

5 Signed up with Cap'n Quint --> ship out in two days

6 Wake up naked and in jail (d6 x 10gp to get out)

7 Bar Fight (d4 x 20gp in damages)

8 New tattoo (1-3 it's kinda cool, 4 it's lame, 5 it would be cool if not for the mistake, 6 it actually says something crude/stupid/insulting in an unknown language)

9 Buy/lift/find a treasure map!



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10 Hungover - no ill effects

11 You won the oiled pig race - you've made a name for yourself!

12 Wake up hungover and engaged to the local tavern wench!

13 Pissed off somebody (see subtable for who and what)

14 Bar Fight --> lose teeth and break nose (-d3 hp and -1 on all rolls for a day)

15 Fell for a lady of the night

16 Discover that you have latent magical abilities (hedge wizard); start at -250xp and d3 cantrips

17 Hungover - no ill effects

18 Joined a cult….uh-oh (Use d30 Sandbox Companion to generate)

19 Hooked up with the wrong crowd and ended up in a black lotus den (roll on subtable from Raggi's Death Frost Doom for effects!)

20 Alcohol poisoning (see subtable for effects)

Alcohol Poisoning (roll on both sub tables)

Pick your poison

1 Dragon Ale

2 Dwarven Spirits

3 Demon's Brew

4 Ork Milk

5 Elven Wine

6 Death Grog

Effects

1 -2 on all rolls for d3 days

2 Blindness for d3 days

3 Addicted!!

4 Bedridden for d3 days

5 Bedridden for a day and lose all hair…permanently

6 Oracular visions….





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Arena opponent

1 Brutus, current hero (2nd level fighter)

2 One-armed white ape

3 Giant scorpion

4 Two-headed hyena

5 Axe-wielding barbarian princess

6 The Thing in the cage…..

 

Who did the retainer piss off? (roll on both sub tables)

Who?

1 Thieves Guild

2 Mages Guild

3 City Watch

4 Cult/Church/Sect

Reparations?

1 Cash only….

2 Perhaps a service could be performed….

3 Not a chance - bad blood!